Dear 3B

Your dog is the most obnoxious creature on the planet.  Originally I thought it was adorable that you have a cute little dog, but considering I can't enter or exit my apartment--MY apartment without your little yapping machine assailing my eardrums, I find your rodent annoying and vile.  You are aware that we are not allowed to have pets in this building right?  If this vocal havoc from your canine is not under control soon, I may strongly consider reporting your infringement.

Sincerely,
Your neighbor who has little patients for annoying animals